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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>Dystopium</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @danperz)</generator><link>http://www.dystopium.com/</link><item><title>I'm Thinking I'm Going to Start Spitting Rather Than Swallowing</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’ve never been a consistent swallower or anything like that. But I decided to Google it and a lot of people seem to think it’s better to spit rather than swallow. Apparently when your phlegm is green you’re sick, yellow is getting better and clear/opaque is good. Next time I am sick I will be sure to always spit out my phlegm/mucous whenever I can.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/12881346802</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/12881346802</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:25:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>impressiveinstants:

Jealous
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lup02pp4w01qbn91lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://impressiveinstants.tumblr.com/post/12829684744/jealous"&gt;impressiveinstants&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Jealous&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/12869580882</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/12869580882</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 23:32:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>impressiveinstants:

Licky
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lup027Ui131qbn91lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://impressiveinstants.tumblr.com/post/12829679637/licky"&gt;impressiveinstants&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Licky&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/12869574251</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/12869574251</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 23:32:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I really need to suck on something</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Not just one. Maybe two at a time. Several times a day, whenever my throat gets scratchy and needs soothing. We may have some lozenges. Though if not I should really buy some. I don’t feel particularly horrible, it’s just the persistent coughing makes my throat ache even when I’m not coughing :(&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, thanks a lot Ken and Adam for getting me sick. Grr. Argh.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/12869449296</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/12869449296</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 23:28:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Flying, Landing, Running</title><description>&lt;p&gt;The other night I dreamt that I boarded a plane at the Island airport (Billy Bishop/YTZ) and I remember trying to decide where to sit, and there was this older lady who was sitting in the first row on the right side of the plane, and I was going to take the second row, but didn’t want to be squished from her chair being pushed back, so I sat in the third row, even though there was no window as she pointed out, and there was in the second row, and I told her I wanted a window. So I’m not sure why I did that. Anyway, after taking off and flying for a bit, the plane landed much too early (I don’t know where my destination was), back in Toronto (I assume, although the nearby landscape was unfamiliar and didn’t seem quite like the airport that exists). After deboarding in a hurry, people starting running. Where to, I’m not sure. I tried to follow the group but people splintered off into different directions. And even the group(s) that I did follow didn’t seem to have a destination. Where we were running though didn’t seem just like an airport. There wasn’t just tarmac, there was grass and trees and hills. I don’t think there’s that much land on the island the airport sits on, or at least, not that it’s connected to though I could be wrong. So that’s the last thing I remember, just running aimlessly. Although I do remember wondering if our flight would be reimbursed since we didn’t choose this early landing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/12708593733</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/12708593733</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 18:05:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>impressiveinstants:

NASTY PIG indeed

HOT!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltvwigSCBT1qbn91lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://impressiveinstants.tumblr.com/post/12116507561/nasty-pig-indeed"&gt;impressiveinstants&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NASTY PIG indeed&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HOT!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/12336935459</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/12336935459</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:35:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>impressiveinstants:

MELT

Hot!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpg77quEf31qbn91lo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://impressiveinstants.tumblr.com/post/8509018376"&gt;impressiveinstants&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;MELT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hot!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/8577843690</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/8577843690</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 20:31:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>impressiveinstants:

LOVE THE GUNS

Yum!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpg76s4NNc1qbn91lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://impressiveinstants.tumblr.com/post/8509008580"&gt;impressiveinstants&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LOVE THE GUNS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yum!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/8577836489</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/8577836489</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 20:30:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>From 2008.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ygxHeWEeRwI?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;From 2008.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/4674846527</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/4674846527</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 20:56:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>He’s pretty cute this one.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hivt3OH9A8c?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;He’s pretty cute this one.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/4674692109</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/4674692109</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 20:50:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Or this?</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cwZSjGEimsE?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Or this?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/4674391689</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/4674391689</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 20:38:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>impressiveinstants:

Dont ask Dont Tell

Which came first? This...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbd5qoCpPJ1qbn91lo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://impressiveinstants.tumblr.com/post/1479495918"&gt;impressiveinstants&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dont ask Dont Tell&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Which came first? This or…..&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/4674359429</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/4674359429</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 20:36:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>impressiveinstants:

HOT BOD

Yum</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lim15j69KK1qbn91lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://impressiveinstants.tumblr.com/post/4082417706"&gt;impressiveinstants&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HOT BOD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yum&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/4673943597</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/4673943597</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 20:19:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>impressiveinstants:

FUCK YEAH
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljc42kmQFn1qbn91lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://impressiveinstants.tumblr.com/post/4440019664"&gt;impressiveinstants&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FUCK YEAH&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/4673818210</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/4673818210</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 20:14:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Space Shuttle Launch: Viewed From an Airplane (via...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="245" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GE_USPTmYXM?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE_USPTmYXM&amp;feature=share"&gt;Space Shuttle Launch: Viewed From an Airplane&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/NeilMonday"&gt;NeilMonday&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is this freakin’ awesome or what?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/3589257954</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/3589257954</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 17:55:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Irish Kid Phones Up Demolition Company (via Kinosis)</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uMhMA8GlPUw?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMhMA8GlPUw&amp;feature=share"&gt;Irish Kid Phones Up Demolition Company&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/Kinosis"&gt;Kinosis&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/3319028676</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/3319028676</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:47:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Doctor Who Series 6 Trailer 2011 (via Dalekdom)</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="245" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qpe1Ywz8azM?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpe1Ywz8azM&amp;feature=share"&gt;Doctor Who Series 6 Trailer 2011&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/Dalekdom"&gt;Dalekdom&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/3304835327</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/3304835327</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 00:06:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Wintry Night</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg6gdc4HtO1qg7rfgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wintry Night&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/3136676964</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/3136676964</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Feb 2011 22:58:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This is my regional dialect video.</title><description>&lt;span id="video_player_3005593720"&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank"&gt;Flash 10&lt;/a&gt; is required to watch video.]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;renderVideo("video_player_3005593720",'http://www.dystopium.com/video_file/3005593720/tumblr_lfthva0Odi1qg7rfg',400,300,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lfthva0Odi1qg7rfg_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lfthva0Odi1qg7rfg_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lfthva0Odi1qg7rfg_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lfthva0Odi1qg7rfg_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lfthva0Odi1qg7rfg_frame5.jpg')&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is my regional dialect video.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/3005593720</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/3005593720</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 23:06:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This is my regional dialect video.</title><description>&lt;span id="video_player_3005282610"&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank"&gt;Flash 10&lt;/a&gt; is required to watch video.]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;renderVideo("video_player_3005282610",'http://www.dystopium.com/video_file/3005282610/tumblr_lfth23mjiM1qg7rfg',400,300,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lfth23mjiM1qg7rfg_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lfth23mjiM1qg7rfg_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lfth23mjiM1qg7rfg_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lfth23mjiM1qg7rfg_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lfth23mjiM1qg7rfg_frame5.jpg')&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is my regional dialect video.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.dystopium.com/post/3005282610</link><guid>http://www.dystopium.com/post/3005282610</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 22:49:07 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

